i hate weddings

I have been resisting to blog this for so long....

..but I hate weddings. Especially my own. Especially when my folks insists on a two-bit wannabe DJ who tells dirty jokes during a wedding.

And so I erupted. It was either my way or the Bride's not going through with the wedding. And so things starts to go wrong. Top tens are:

1. Could not find a hotel
2. Found a hotel, but they delayed sending us the contract for 3 months
3. Found out that the hotel is closing down - right after our wedding.
4. Hotel is demmanding extra RM2000 for a man to man the BBQ station - do they think I do not know thats the average monthly salary for a newly grad and not a satay man!?
5. Lost rings
6. No flights (I still dont have my flights back yet - which is actually cheaper if I bought a return from here instead)
7. My invite cards are not even printed yet
8. Cant find wedding shoes. Watch me walk down the aisle with BATA slippers
9. I have no songs to play during the whole duration of the ceremony
10.I cannot find matching earrings for my necklace

It doesn't help that I have a wedding to attend in 2 weeks time here - and I have nothing to wear. Dresses here costs a bomb, but I have to get one.I hate weddings - if your other half is trying to persuade you to attend or have a wedding, run. Run far far and dont look back.