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Thursday, June 22, 2006


Good evening, or good morning depending on where you are. Sourrain like all up and coming businesswomen, has decided to lower her labor costs. So she outsourced her blog for a couple of weeks. Just like the government she outsourced it to the lowest bidder. ( I asked......). So if you are looking for Hemingway, you'll have to look elsewhere or buy one of his books.

Sourrain said I could write anything I want, but I could not post any porn! So I guess that rules out asking her for a play by play description of her honeymoon.......

I promised her that I would try to stick to the tone of her blog which is about the trials and tribulations of life in a land far away from the land of her birth. Its also about( in my opinion only).... a fascination with the world and the things that are in it. So I'll try to keep the blogfires burning until she gets back and can apologize to each and every one of you for letting me in the door.

So if you want to read about politics, travel off the beaten path in Asia, US Military issues, babes or beer, then go visit my blog here. If you want to apply to be my next ex-wife, send a full length foto of yourself here. If you want to hire me for a fabulous job in Singapore or Hong Kong, please leave your name and number. I promise I'll call back! :-). (My idea of a joke.....well sort of a joke......actually I have my resume right here........)

Shameless self promotion is over.

I am currently in Hawaii for a project for my company. Hawaii is great but the hours have been long and blogspot is blocked on the server of the computers of the place I am working. So its kept me from going back and looking over her whole blog(s) in order to find worthy things to write about. So when I get back to my adopted country, Japan I'll do that research. Till then, however I've been thinking that what with this being Sourrain's second wedding and all, no one has gotten them a suitable present. I know some readers here have, but many of have not. So I am going to close this post with a question and I hope lots of folks answer. If money were no object, what would give Sourrain and Bacon for a wedding present? What do you get the girl who has, by her own postings: a nice car, colorful red strawberries, an affinity for Krispy Kreme donuts ( as do I....), a desire to run away to a desert Island, and as I just learned while posting these links a new wedding gown!

So what do you get the bride who has everything? Give it some thought and post answers in the comments. There is a prize for the best answer!

Oh, and one more thing, exactly which day is the wedding?



Blogger mooiness said...

Because she's going back to Malaysia this won't make sense, but if she were still stuck in the UK (I've never been to the USaiiii..!), I would freeze dry a pack of Nasi Lemak or two and then air-freight it to her.

And Bacon? Well he's already got the best present - her! Aww shucks.

6/22/2006 12:25:00 PM  
Blogger sourrain said...

WAH! So nice send me nasi lemak?!!?

I'm so touched...

And yeah, Bacon don't need no gifts..unless you want to get him a lawnmower.Or a new fence. Even my mother is thinking of getting him vouchers to the supermarket.Hahaha.

Jokes aside,I have used part of moo's generous donation to pay for the bubbles for the wedding;seeing that it's in my paypal account and I bought it via ebay. So moo,you shall play a part in my wedding whether you like it or not.

Actually, I want a big big diamond.Any takers?

By the way, to give you more ideas, here is my wedding list:

http://www.argos.co.uk wedding list no: 398094

6/22/2006 12:50:00 PM  
Blogger mishellz said...

extra memory for the laptop? or a new laptop to replace the dying one?

6/22/2006 09:39:00 PM  
Blogger Skippy-san said...

How about a John Deere for Bacon?

6/23/2006 11:27:00 AM  

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